THE DOG BLOG

The Dog Blog



Okay fine, this isn’t a dog, but I had to put him in there anyway. This is one of the turkeys from Bob and Viv’s.




Here’s Bentley from Aunt JoVayne’s. Notice the mischievous look on face. This dog is known for snapping up any food that falls on the floor at an estimated rate of .00001 seconds after it hits.




This is Einstein from Denise’s. Let’s just put it this way: when my dad played “If I Only Had A Brain”, he dedicated it to Einstein, whose name is just a teensy bit misleading. He loved our music, and showed his appreciation for it by barking loudly throughout most of our warmup.





Cats Zeus and Venus from Aunt Dulci’s house. Zeus decided he wanted to come with us and we had to pry him out of the backseat. They inflated to the size of large beach balls when they first saw Sadie, but eventually grew to stand her.






Razor and Cowboy from the Gummersolls’. I think Razor was insulting Sadie in silent doggie language, because they would just look at each other and then Sadie would snarl angrily. Both of them were madly in love with her, though.





More non-dogs. I loved playing with the birdies, psycho Guava and more tame Peaches at the Barbay's.



The enormous dogs Zoe and Teak win the loudest bark award. Their woofing alarms can be set off by the slightest offense, and sometimes for no reason whatsoever.






These are Penny (little) and Tahoe (big) fron the Stoltenbergs’ house. Penny made some of the most amusing noises I’ve ever heard if you picked her up. (GRRRRRARRRRRHFUlIIIIIRARGRARGRARGRAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!BLEEEAAARRRGHHHHrrrrRRRRRRrrrrrRRRRRFFFFGGGGGGRRRRRR is as close as I can type it) Tahoe would creep closer and closer to you, and soon you would be enveloped in a steam of hot dog breath while his eyes pleaded, “GIIIVVVVEEEE MEEEEEEEE ATEEEENNNNTTTIIIIOOOONNNNNNNN…………PLEEEEZE…”





This is Spooky from a store we stopped at. He took a great interest in Sadie, who just snapped at him.





Here’s Mac from Ashland. He followed Sadie around pretty much the ENTIRE time we were at his house. We kept doing voiceovers for his looks at Sadie. ( Gawersh, it’s a GURL!!!! A PRETTY gurl!!!! Gee whilllikers!!! A GURL!!!!!)




We just saw this dog out the window and thought he was really cute, so he made it in here.